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someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?
my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?
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51 feels like the least likely number to be divisible by 3 you know what i mean. and yet
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when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point
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Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home
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Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes
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Person: *comes to me for advice*
me: whoa whoa whoa... first I need you to sign this safety waiver stating that I am not personally responsible for any sort of damage that may be caused should you take my advice.
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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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your 20's be like
me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
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working in retail
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !